I'm on the verge of setting the barn alight.

[cornflake_james]

If Damon can put his cats on Prozac, there's no reason I can't be on it too. Horses can get depressed, right? I'm going to gallop out to the meadow now and have a big old cry. Don't bother trying to ride me, Claire. I'll buck you off into the manure pile, you evil testy dyke. Good day.

Comments

[alex_james]

Aww. Please don't set the barn alight. Calling your mother an evil testy dyke is not nice. I'm not sure what we're going to do with you.

[cornflake_james]

Please don't send me to the glue factory, Daddy. :'( I was having a bad day.

[alex_james]

I'd never do that, of course.