Neigh.

[cornflake_james]

Daddy came home from Japan smelling like Uncle Damon. Mommy banished him from the house. I don't know what kind of funny business went on with them, but I miss our afternoon rides to the meadow. My life is so hard. I think I'm over my mild bout of horse depression though. The Prozac is really working

Comments

[g_gershon]

I sure did. And you should have been on the final ballot.

I'll sign your hide too, doll.

[damien_hirst]

Tell your dad to have a bath.

Ms Gershon is lovely, isn't she? Why don't you take her for a ride?

[dave_rowntree]

*pets*

[cornflake_james]

*whinnys* Please make Daddy take a bath, Uncle Davey. :'(

[dave_rowntree]

I try, but there's only so much you can do without tackling him and forcing him into the bath yourself.