Comments | cornflake_james: whinny

cornflake_james

whinny

Oct 17, 2003 11:05

My horse nanny just let me watch Seabiscuit. I'm in love. Not with Seabiscuit. With Tobey Maguire. I'm divorcing my parents and running away with him. I also watched National Velvet and decided I want to be Dame Liz Taylor's 9th husband. Bestiality, rawr ( Read more... )

Comments 8

alex_james October 17 2003, 15:27:11 UTC

Aww, no one's going to forget you. The baby will serve an entirely different purpose.

leighwallace October 17 2003, 15:39:29 UTC

hahaha! What purpose is that then, tea fetcher? I know that's really the only reason I keep mine around.

alex_james October 17 2003, 15:48:33 UTC

I was thinking tax breaks.

cornflake_james October 17 2003, 17:31:35 UTC

:D Sorry Dad, I was a little pissed on the tipple when I wrote this, if ya knowwhatimean. I will accept the newest James addition with open hooves.

tasher_james October 17 2003, 16:17:14 UTC

You are a disgrace. Get yourself together, man.

cornflake_james October 17 2003, 17:32:03 UTC

Oh, go gallop off a cliff or something. >:O

tasher_james October 18 2003, 04:14:22 UTC

You first bizzotch. >:O

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cornflake_james October 17 2003, 19:11:41 UTC

Well, he's a star and I'm a starfucker just like my daddy so I think Tobey gets to cut ahead in the Ride Cornflake queue. Sorry!