Hop on the bus, Gus.

[cornflake_james]

I hope you nominated me for best athlete. My equine flanks are far superiour to those of what, hockey players and assorted other Olympians. Dad and I would've gone to the Olympics if he hadn't grown a beard and decided it was wise to procreate. Twins, dad. Really. Neigh-gative. Oh well. Off to the pasture I go to be even more neglected and unwanted

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[g_gershon]

I DID I DID OF COURSE I DID.

[cornflake_james]

THANK YOU GINA! YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE LADY EVER! NOW RIDE ME!

[alex_james]

Now I know why I heard Paul Simon wafting across the barnyard late at night.

[cornflake_james]

I have a horsecrush on Garfunkel :[ HI DADDY!