You know you're in a dodgy area of Panama when the grocery store has metal detectors and armed guards and your bodyguards still don't let you wander out of sight once you are in there.

Movember is moustache month but now all I get is "Spreken zie Deutsch Yaahh?" I'm going to have to shave this thing.

Also, last week I helped kill a rainbow. Literally. It was really cool and sad at the same time yet surprisingly delicious.

Soon to achieve my second Order of the Rock, I am most looking forward to getting the Oder of the Ditch followed soon after with Shellback status confirmed by King Neptune Himself.

I can't remember the last time I was this giddy and shaking like a little school girl.

All I can say is the sequel has so much potential.

Until tonight I've never had to answer a question with "my damn stalker".

umm... Josh? There's a beaver swimming across our road.

"Full Speed Ahead"

Aye Captain.

RIP /b/

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

It's been a while. Where should I start...

THEY BROUGHT BACK FUTURAMA!!!

So I'm out for my 3 am jog. As I'm going down York st. this car pulls up beside me and stops. I jog by. The car slowly drives past me and stops again, the driver raping me with his eyes. I jog by. He slowly drives by me again and stops. This continues for almost half a kilometer until he yells something to me. I don't hear what he says so I move ( Read more... )