Why are males so dum sumtimes

[cornpone]

I don't know if you guys remember this entry: http://cornpone.livejournal.com/121337.htmlRead more... )

Comments

[nanci_raygun]

i feel yah girl, i just posted my own boobie fiasco! What is UP with men!?

[sceneasfuck]

well you DO have a great rack, can you blame him for commenting?!

aaaand your tags are cracking me up. maybe i should start tagging.

[plaidrabbit75]

Sadly, the first part of this comment was exactly what I was going to say.

But, to rail on it in public? That'd be the weed talkin, I think.

[cornpone]

he never called me though :*(
sob sob sob! weep!

anyway I heard he's a closet FAG

[fr0w]

most guys will comment on boobs for like two seconds and drop it, or at most segway it into something else... otherwise he may be over-compensating for his lack of real attraction towards the XY chromosome'd...

[johnnyblacklove]

okay what is it with guys and the "you're hot/i'd do you" consolation prize? that is so lame.

that is NOT a compliment. you are a dude, and i have a vagina. of course you'd do me. tell me something i don't know.

a real compliment is something like this:
"i have so much fun with you"
"your jokes make that fine ass even finer"
"you are smart, and that is very sexy"
" i love the way you laugh"
"you carry yourself well"
even "you are so beautiful" is okay in the right setting.

but let's skip all the stuff about how bad you want to put it in me, like, "girl boobies so hot. girl happy now, okay?" like your pathetic horniness is going to make all my problems disappear.

ANYWAY this obviously this does not apply to closet homosexuals so i guess this whole rant was pretty irrelevant to your post.

[mccaucasianghst]

I'm pretty sure anyone who says any of those things is gay.

[cornpone]

I appreciate the notion that somebody finds my breasts attractive, but I wish they wouldn't voice it to a room full of people, especially after they have already rejected me three months prior.