My brain

[cornpone]

She positioned herself half-naked on the couch in a way that tended to concealing her fat rolls. He was still attracted to her "natural prettiness", something he often commented on and was secretly obsessed with. With drunken awkwardness he sidled himself next to her on the couch and surprised her with a kiss. Her hands were immediately clutching

Comments

[celestyna]

Preach!
hahahaha.

[stickyhands]

rofl etc

[mccaucasianghst]

this is even stranger than the dream i had last night where i shot myself in the head...which was the first dream i've ever had where i didn't wake up right before dying to zombies or whatever

being dead in a dream is really weird

[fr0w]

haha nice.

[schatze]

That last line is the subtitle of a pulp novel. In my mind the cover is a lady looking backward over a couch with her hair flipped alluringly over her shoulder, though the look on her face indicates she knows...