some thoughts from the airport

[corsair553]

I was at the airport today, and I went to Hudson News or whatever those things are called. I thought to myself, you know, I wonder who's in Maxim, I haven't looked at that magazine in ages. I was dissapointed however, as I could not find the magazine. So I went to another Hudson News (since they're like every 5 feet in the airport), still

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[krush33]

I would like to express surprise that they sell pornography in airports. I mean, really...do people actually look at porn on airplanes? When someone is sitting right next to you judging everything you do?

I went to Greenland one time. I think it was when I was flying back from Ireland, and the captain said it was an exceptionally clear day so he flew over Greenland and made us all look out the windows. It was incredibly beautiful - mountains of ice everywhere. So my point is, if you think you've gone to Greenland, you should look out the window.

Maxim

[bluebird3]

Dude, I know-- Maxim is not porn shelf material. Plus, I was just in a Hudson News this weekend and Blender was front and center with a picture of topless Paris Hilton. Maybe Maxim isn't paying its shelving fees or something.

I had a really funny mental image of you in the O'Hare Hudson News on your very highest tippy toes reaching up to the porn shelf and leafing through porn mags for like 60 seconds until you got your hands on a Maxim magazine. Meanwhile, other airline passengers stand by amazed at your brazen magazine browsing gusto. Is that how it went? If so, well done! :-)

Re: Maxim

[corsair553]

Actually, I asked someone to kneel down and I stood on their shoulders. But other than that, yeah, that's what went down.