RIP Maxwell Bullerman 1990 - 2006.

I don't have the words to describe how much Max meant to me.  I've tried numerous versions of this post and none seem to adequately describe him.  Each is missing something.  Pretty much everyone who reads this knows Max anyway.  So I will leave it at this:

Max, I miss you.  Rest in Peace.


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So, the subway stop I get off on (and on, incidentally, but that's irrelevant for reasons that will become clear later this post), has a liquor store at the bottom of it. A HUGE liquor store. I think this is very bad. My first two days of work, I stopped in to buy liquor. Today, I barely resisted the siren's call. Here's how the voices argue ( Read more... )

I generally dislike propaganda. But if you're going to create propaganda, at least make it good propaganda. Behind the cut is an email my grandmother sent me. The fact that there are people who actually believe this kind of thing saddens me.

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I was at the airport today, and I went to Hudson News or whatever those things are called. I thought to myself, you know, I wonder who's in Maxim, I haven't looked at that magazine in ages. I was dissapointed however, as I could not find the magazine. So I went to another Hudson News (since they're like every 5 feet in the airport), still ( Read more... )

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Does anyone understand this? I was thinking about it the other day and I really, honestly have no clue. I guess it could be an excuse to send you a new card since they eventually wear out, but, my cards generally wear out prior to the expiration date anyway. Then I just call the credit card company and get them to send me a new one ( Read more... )

This is going to be the first in series of stories of the weird ass shit I see in the subway. Since I take it every day now, there should be lots of stories. I have a couple of them stored up, so I'll just get them all out in one post.

The Lady with the Taxidermied Dog PurseThe other day I walking along the subway platform, and saw this lady, ( Read more... )

I would just like to note the prognosticating Website, The Onion

Does anyone else think that you should be able to highlight text that's in all caps (because you accidentally hit caps lock) hit caps lock again and magically transform all the text to non-caps? Why has this not worked out so far? It seems so simple, and yet, so awesome ( Read more... )

So, I moved into a new apartment this summer. It's just a sublet, we're moving out by August. And thank god too because I think my shower wants me dead. Let me describe this shower. First, the water pressure sucks. Second, the construction of the shower sucks. There are 3, count them 3, knobs for this shower. That's right. A knob for the ( Read more... )