For I have already been struck down for my hubris. Due to my hubritic posting, my second grilled cheese sandwich is a nice shade of Carbon on one side. Alas, what happens to those that reach too far!

I just made the most perfect grilled cheese sandwich ever known to man. Perfect golden brown toasty cheesy-ness. Worship me for I am your god and deserve your supplications!

As of today, I have replaced my ( Read more... )

For those of you that are wondering where I am, as I am not online and haven't posted in a while, it is due to my computer completely dying on Saturday. Dell is shipping me a new hard drive tomorrow, so I should be back up and running soon, but frankly, this is an irritant I did not need right now (not that life would ever be at an opportune ( Read more... )

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?

Cubs fans really take the cake. I mean, this is just plain insane.

Whoever turned something as interesting as swordfighting into something as ungodly boring as fencing needs to be taken out back and severly reprimanded.

I figured I'd celebrate V-day in my own special way. That's right, posting for the first time in Febtober. Hope you all enjoy ( Read more... )

Apparently Mike Piazza, catcher for the New York Mets, just married Alicia Richter, former, or ex-Playboy Playmate. Read the story and see one of the most unflattering pictures of an "ex" playboy playmate here: ESPN story. As you have probably noticed, I am semi skeptical of the "ex" part of playboy playmates. I have in fact been doing airquotes ( Read more... )

Quick Post. I am a part of the chicago white sox livejournal thingy, and a female posted, and I was all like, ooh, female sox fan so I went to her blog. Apparently, she's a mom. And this weirded me out. Could you imagine your parents blogging? I can't even fathom it. But they do. Maybe not my parents, and maybe not your parents, but people's ( Read more... )