Captain,

There is a large lizard off our port bow.

Sound the alert.

Should we bombard Los Phrodos ( Read more... )

Daisy Gamgee is okay!!!!!!

I miss my hobbit-foster-daughter.

Real Life has been unkind to both our muns,and I have no idea where she is now in this mad world.

Oh, my dark lord Sauron, have you no answer to my prayers?

Perhaps Smitty's accident was more wonderful than I had first hoped. Now, we have something better to fight our enemies with than hurling stones with ( Read more... )

-not availbe at this time-

Congratulations Frodo Baggins ( Read more... )

Where is Smitty? He ought to be meeting us near the beach of Las Phrodos.

We'll be having a beach bonfire tonight, and a bit of music, and quite a bit of drinking.

Where is he?

I've found DaisyGamgee on the beach, and even now we are aboard my ship and sailing south past the mouth of the Anduin River ( Read more... )

Is a total mess. The plains are pitted with craters from the battles with the spider-queen.

What a mess. And no sign of Daisy.

But I have heard that Eomer has gone to Minas Tirith, to a bar called The Brand.

I will try there next.

*Vrrrrm*

*The Palantir flares, and she vanishes*

It is so beautiful here between the river Gelion and the Blue Mountains, and the Spa did such a wonderful job ( Read more... )