Forget angsting. I'm sulking.

Not a single shot from my cannon volleys hit a single target.

I knew my Mun was a jerk. He won't stay up late anymore.

Lazy pig.

Time to sail off again.

Trade Embargo?Puh-leez.

We don't buy from our cousins in Gondor.
And we don't sell to our cousins in Gondor.
What has the "Stone Land" have to trade anyway? Ballast?

Feh.

If the Fat Lizard is keeping helmhammerhand and erkenbrand in power in Rohan, then hittiing them hard means I'm hindering Trollfart the Black.

To Osgilliath!

Oh, dear. Rohan has a Dragon!

And last time, even though we beat him, he managed to kill me.

OOooh. I'm quivering in my stilleto-healed boots.

*writhes provocatively*

Actually, I've found a lovely new headband accessory.

Isn't last_silmaril the sweetest, shiniest thing ever?

I hope scarlet is his color. *puts stone in scarlet silk headband*

My Lord Sauron's tower of Bara-Dur is being laid seige to by unwashed Rohirrim swineherds ( Read more... )

Mandos Release Form, 3b ( Read more... )

At last! I am free of the Palantir, and am on my way to Mandos!.

I hope they have some forms available. I feel odd without my body.

Maybe I should nose about Mandos for a bit.

Help Me! Someone! Anyone! Heeeeeeelp!

Let me out of this thing! I'd rather be in Mandos!

VIctory!

The bulk of the goblins are crushed, and it is only this last group that we have to eliminate.

No mercy! You hear me, my corsairs? No mercy for the foes of Umbar and Numenor!

And once this is finished, then we can make our way to Elros, and make good our pledge of defense.

Though, he will be saddened that we have something yet to do.

Ooooh!

He gave my sweet Daisy a ring!

Oooh! What is the date of the wedding?

We are victorious against the dragon! He has fled inland away from the HMS Daisy Gamgee.

Now, time for some mopping up. We sail for Numenor!