Jacques: MAKE ME A WRAITH
Damien:::frowns:: BUT YOU ARE A SHINY
Jacques: So I can be a shinywraith!
Damien:YOU ARE TOO OLD.
Damien:YOU MIGHT BREAK OR BE NOT SHINY O_O
Jacques: PLEASE JUST GET ME AWAY FROM THIS FUCKING ELF
Damien:Damien will wage WAR!!! :D
Jacques: JUST MAKE ME A WRAITH. won't I be cute in a wraithcape?
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In the latest attempt to free me and Nenya (although daddy's offer of apprenticeship is tempting--WAIT. I WILL NOT YIELD TO MY OPPRESOR! DOWN WITH THE WHATEVER HE IS! DOWN WITH HIM I SAY) I have taken up penmanship.

Fly, little bottle, fly!


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Dude. The open sea is boring. Even with my beloved Nenya at my side.

So. I decided to take a few vacation pictures of us.

First, I tried getting artistic (she said it was an excuse to...nevermind) with this shot:


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Nenya: Is that big scary man hurting you, my dear?
Jacques: He wants to forge me into a girl and he hates my name
Nenya: We'll have to escape when he's not watching, then!
Jacques: Yes! Or he might decide your design needs fixing too
Nenya: *HORROR* Noooo, let's run RIGHT NOW!
Jacques: freeeeeeeeeedom

I'm bored and I miss Nenya. And lo, with missing Nenya, comes limbs.

There's a *lot* of twine on board.

*swings his sister around at the end of the string and beans another seagull*

I AM JACQUES! MIGHTY HUNTER AND GATHERER!

It's been a busy couple of days ( Read more... )

So. Me and my darling Nenya have been together for a very long time.

And I noticed yesterday her settings were getting a little, dare I say it, bloated?

WE'RE HAVING A SET OF TWENTY-FOUR CARATS!

or she might need a serious polishing.

I appear to have been grabbed.

WOE IS ME.

I have been jostled a whole lot.

And there's a small horse thing trying to eat me.

*is shaken around a bit more*

*is wedged down further*

...

I always get an altitude headache when this happens. >.>

Um. Hello, miss fangirl. Do you have a spare cloak or something? Yes. Thank you.

Boy it's cold.

My career as a poet is going well. I expect to pen a bestselling collection soon.

My first poem to show all of you features my beautiful and delightful metallic circle of delight, my Nenya. Listen to my masterful stylings of Westron and see why I, Jacques, am an example to us all in this wide wonderful world we call Arda.

An Ode To NenyaYour ( Read more... )