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[last_silmaril]

Nenya: Is that big scary man hurting you, my dear?
Jacques: He wants to forge me into a girl and he hates my name
Nenya: We'll have to escape when he's not watching, then!
Jacques: Yes! Or he might decide your design needs fixing too
Nenya: *HORROR* Noooo, let's run RIGHT NOW!
Jacques: freeeeeeeeeedom

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[curufinwe]

*looks down at pathetically wiggling pair*

*smirks*

[last_silmaril]

Just you wait! We'll be freeeee! FREE TO FEEL THE WIND IN OUR HAIR AND FACETS, FREE TO RUN WILD THROUGH THE BAYS OF BELFAWHATEVER, FREEEEEEEEE

[curufinwe]

*pleasantly* I would particularly hate to have to kill you both. Come on in and we'll talk about it.

[last_silmaril]

AT LEAST IN DEATH WE WILL BE FREE!

REBEL!

REVOL!

REVOL!

[miz_nenya]

Should we take your sister along with us or would that ruin the mood?

[last_silmaril]

Definite mood-ruiner. Stupid frying pan...a;ska;lks oh wait, do you mean the other one?

The um. the blue one. I swear there's some memories attached to her o.O gimme a moment.

[curufinwe]

You -are- aware this is an island surrounded by 20-infinite miles of ice-cold seas, aren't you?

[last_silmaril]

That's why Eru gave us seagulls and pelicans. Also, lifeboats.