Where have I been? ..... Does it really matter? .....

But wait! My Ringy-senses are tingling! JACQUES, ma petite chunk of sweet shiny rock-candy love must be in trouble! Nenya to zee rescue!!!

As soon as I get some clothes.

I just had a Revelation.

Yes. I realized that if I wanted to escape from my minute captor, all I had to do was think sweet thoughts of my precious hunka hunka Silmaril love and poof! I'm an elf again. I'm off, kiddies!

*snags Jacques and makes a run for it*

I know that with as many Galadriels as there are running around, at least one of them has to be interested in saving Jacques and I from zee petite evil god?

*sparkles prettily*

Well shit.

I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU MY LOVE!!!

*rolls off*

Well gee, I don't suppose that beer is very good for my lusterous adamant finish, now is it? *ringy despair*

...

This snow is yellow because it's beer flavored snow, right? *rolls around uncomfortably* Blah, someone is going to needs to polish me after all the water turns back to normal. >

I wonder where my darling snuggle muffin Jacques went off to? I ought to go look for him, yes?

*rolls off to find Jacques*

For a while, I had been imprisoned in some demented screeching lady that goes by the name of a famous Canadian news journalist's pocket where, as I lay despairing, I had composed a good deal of poetry lamenting the fact that I was not in the presence of my darling Jacques ( Read more... )

I AM CURRENTLY BEING HELD CAPTIVE BY A VERY SCARY FEMALE WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF A VERY SCARY CANADIAN NEWS ANCHORMAN ( Read more... )

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Many rings now.

Many Sams and Frodos now.

It all gives you a headache except you don't have a head but an adamant and that adamant is dull.

Galadriel fucked off after my temporary mun gave me back my regular mun because Blondie is biased a little accident with laxatives.

At least I still have Jacques. Right? Right?