((Under zee new management ;) ))

[miz_nenya]

I wonder where my darling snuggle muffin Jacques went off to? I ought to go look for him, yes?

*rolls off to find Jacques*

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[vilya_the_airy]

Uh, he might've gone thataway?

*points in random direction*

I think...

[last_silmaril]

*sits on a dusty book and ponders silmaril-like things*

I sparkle. Therefore, I am.

But if I were to get dusty, would I cease to exist?

And if so, who does one sue if one doesn't exist?

Perplexing.

Once I was eaten by Amrod. It wasn't fun.

*putters around, resists urge to go on dramatically about his LACK OF ANY POSSIBLE WAY TO MOVE HIMSELF*

[miz_nenya]

Oooh, hello my sweet.

You astound me with the profundity of your deep thought. You will never cease to sparkle, my pretty! Because you are a sparkly thing!

*rolls over*

[last_silmaril]

But what if I lose my shine? WHAT WILL HAPPEN THEN!

*rockish panic*

[vilya_the_airy]

Invest in industrial-strength polish?

*realizes how stupid that sounded*