I have been informed that I am an Inactive/Retired Puppet. OF COURSE I'M INACTIVE! I ONLY HAVE LEGS TWO DAYS A WEEK, AND EVEN THEN I'M STUCK ON A GHJKFHGKJLFHLDS ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE ( Read more... )

oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no!!! If he comes here he'll set the pretty gardens on fire and people will get HURT!

Good thing it's Tuesday. Legs are GOOD things.

*leaves a note on Este's pillow, packs a knapsack full of cookies, and flees to Alqualonde to stow away aboard the first ship out*

*stares from Este's pocket*

I'd like to take this timely opportunity to remind Arda that I do NOT make a good gift for prospective inlaws. Trust me on this. Thank you for your kind attention. Ooo, valababy!

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I haven't been properly buffed for DAYS.

Este?
Irmo...?

I aM iN lOoOoOoVe. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *swoon*

LOVE ME.

I miss you.

I miss you.

I miss you.

I do not miss you, you, or you, because you're rat bastards.

I do not miss you, because you used to put me in your mouth and get jam all over me and stuff. Or maybe it was you. Who could tell?

I do not miss you, because you used to try to flush me when Feanor wasn't looking.

I do not miss you, because... ( Read more... )

Nobody loves me. I'd throw myself back into the sea, except I can't move. *sulks*

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(this sucks.)

So I pop up all jazzed for my first Human Day of the week (after lying in Melkie's pocket all weekend, yuck) and WHAT THE FUCK?! THE WORLD'S COMING TO AN END?!?!? WAAAAAAAHHHH!!! I LIKE LIVING ( Read more... )