Super Fragile Calloused Mystic Hexed By Halitosis

"I have also decided to make some of my posts friends only, and remove a certain asshole from my friends list so he can't creep my journal and make me feel bad about having a life that doesn't include him. you know what? i hope he's fucking some other chick so he'll get the fuck over it. SEE THAT? I DON'T CARE, GO AHEAD ( Read more... )

what the hell is going on ( Read more... )

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I read your nexopia thing ( Read more... )

'lets get going and make some pie'

is a phrase simialar

get cookin'

which can sometimes mean

GET

IT

ON

which results in unnessisary fornication

aw yeah

This weeked was a bender to end all benders.
HO-LEE-FUCK

I was feeling like a creep as I watched you asleep
face down in the grass in the park in the middle of hot afternoon
Your top was untied and I thought how nice it'd be to follow the sweat down your spine.

You're like my best friend
Oh, after a good good drink
you and me wake up and make love
after a deep sleep where I was dreaming

wanna hear a joke?

Why did the Canadian Government cross the road?

Cause the Monarchy told it to

GODDAMN ( Read more... )

what a good night

weird...but good

REALLY WERID.

but good

what to do tonight...........
im thinking pizza and a movie with someone.