Off to the cabin for the week. If you need me, I'll be in the woods.

So my cell phone was in fact possessed by evil gerbils and I now have a new one. However I am a genius and did not back up my cell phone info, so I have lost everyones phone numbers. If you love me please email me your number so I can drunk dial you. costumenazi (at) hotmail (dot) com ( Read more... )

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My Grandma Hartley is moving into a retirement home. So today I made a trip up to Silverton to help her pack. I actually had a good time. As many of you know Grandma is a little crazy, and by a little I mean a lot. but she was actually fun to be with today. Usually you never no if she's enjoying herself becasue she rocks the big D so hard, she ( Read more... )

So if anyone is in the Portland area wednesday night and would like to drink with me and a few friends give me a call. After dinner with the parents we are going to hit a bar or two in town. come and laugh while I get drunk and make bad decisions!

Today a guy at work told me that my hidden talent was that I'm the Dennis Leary of Girl Rants. He meant it as a compliment.

My staff's safety IS more important than you being the first person to get your hands on $7 jeans, so stop tackling them to get through the door. Because if you kill them there will be no one to ring up said jeans. And frankly, I won't do it myself, because you are an asshole. Also, do not call at 5 pm and act all suprised and assy because we don't ( Read more... )

The cabin is finally done!

Sept. 28th, Party at the cabin! Come on up. call me if you need directions!

yay! I have internet again!

Okay, I'm back in Oregon. I got a job at the Eugene Old Navy. I started today. I'm looking for an apartment and staying with my sister in Corvallis in the mean time. Commuting sucks ass.