It's late and there's no one to talk to. Off work, so here I am and my free online-tv time has expired. Past 62 minutes I have to purchase some *gag* plan unless I wait 120 minutes. (weird policy ( Read more... )

Something about Tori Spelling's face makes me twitch.

Like cinnamon and cat pee.

Nuns. They're cool. Some one should make a super hero comic out of one. They can leave a little trail of ashes as they fly into the air.

Remote happy, the Bob Saget funny show thing was briefly on channel 15. It's either re-runs, or that man has never aged. Yet the Olsen twins.... so old looking. Prunes. Ew.

Dead baby jokes. I like.

I start on Tuesday. Fuck yeah ( Read more... )

Hello 2008 ( Read more... )

I saw a pigeon today that looked like it had been partially digested.

Just the head, as if some cat had decided to gnaw and suck on it for a while until parts of its neck and face had dissolved, then spat it back out.

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Mind you, this pigeon is still alive, walking around and doing the neck dance.

Yes yes. In Rome still ( Read more... )

Most offensive film ever: The Beautician and the Beast ( Read more... )

Got these new headphones.

I'm-a-Bad-ass-mother-fucker headphones.

I need an IPOD or something now. God damned battery, need to take matthew up on that battery thing.

I could be lying down in a park or sumthin' listening to music in these. Plus its 4.20, so I feel like lying down in a park anyway. heh.

Cin cin. Woot to red wine.

today.

need to eat.
need to not drink.

damn.