As you may or may not have noticed, I haven't stabbed at this thing for a long while. Well, I wouldn't go so far as to say I'm terribley busy, but...y'know. I'm lazy. This is becoming a problem with me. I do all my work and what have you, but...I can't sit down and write anything - my GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL, Live journal, a fucking script or emails ( Read more... )

Back when my mom and I lived in the ghetto of Blaine (and everyone says "Blaine has no ghetto" until I show them my old house), I recall us making bacon one time. And afterwards, the house smelled like bacon...for as long as I can remember. Other interesting empisodes involving bacon happened there; like when my giant, human-cock of a step father ( Read more... )

Okay, so once again, I took a day off. A Monday off. I actually do feel pretty shitty, but that can probably be associated with me looking for an excuse not to go to work. Oh well. I need a day to unwind ( Read more... )

Well it's been quite a week since I last updated. I know you're all dying to know the answers of such cliffhangers as....will the camping trip fail miserably (yes), will my dad take me back (dunno!) and...well, you'll see ( Read more... )

Well, yesterday has to be discussed first...so ( Read more... )

Ah shit, I really let this one get away from me. I barely remember where to start. So there will be a lot of guessing and fill-in-the-blanks. Enjoy ( Read more... )

Yes yes, I'm in my new place now. But we'll get to that ( Read more... )

Okay, again, I'm going to make this as quick as possible. And I'm only going to type between commercials 'cause I just started watching the Mothman Prophecies on tv...never saw it before, or had any interest...but it seems good ( Read more... )

So, last time ( Read more... )

Seriously, I'm gone. I am fucking freaking, dude. I woke up later than anticipated and with too many potential things on my plate. And here I am, with this. Updating for two weeks of shit ( Read more... )