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how i live my life, yes i know some parts are from Baz Lurchmans "Wear Sunscreen"
There are 360 minutes in every day, use them for what they are worth, you will never get them back ( Read more... ) -
The Bank of Time
If you had a bank that credited your account each morning with $86,400.00 that carried over no balance from day to day and allowed you to keep no cash in your account and every evening cancelled whatever part of the amount you had failed to use during the day, what would you do? Draw out every cent of course! Well, you have such a bank, and its ( Read more... ) -
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You Know You Drink Too Much When...
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream ( Read more... ) -
paint the picture
were in Paris ( Read more... ) -
brilliant
Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass -
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an endless flow of hunch punch!
its like willie wonka became an alcoholic! -
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get over yourself and grow up
ps. dont bother me w/ high school drama anymore/again -
wierd...
so...im going to college tomorrow ( Read more... ) -
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some people say pam anderson would be nobody w/o her tits
which is just not true, shed be paris hilton -
warning: emo
so everybody in my grade is gone....depressing ( Read more... )