RIP ODB

YOU'RE A NEEDY GIRL
I CAN TELL WHEN I LOOK IN YOUR BIG BROWN EYES

'QUIT BEING FUCKING JIM GRECO AND COME SKATE, HERE'S MY BUISNESS CARD'

i think
that was
the best quote
from last night

COME RIDE FOR US EVEN THOUGH YOU DONT SKATE EVER

hahaha
goood
i miss me girl

yah hey whats up losers ( Read more... )

THE SCISSOR SISTERS WERE SO FUCKING GOOD
LIKE
HOT PINK LEATHER JACKET AND TIGHT WHITE PANTS GOOD

so i was all like
hey, that guy looks like jason schwartzman
then i go to watch ben lee play
an he ends up playing bass/drums/keys for him
i was all like
WHOA!

my mom won $20,000 tonight
HOLLA!

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OKAY so like
when your about to roll into a bank
FIRST MAKE SURE
IT IS ACTUALLY A BANK
NOT A BIG SET OF STAIRS
cause when you roll into stairs
YOU STOP ROLLING AND FALL ON YOUR FACE AND EAT SHIT
oooowwwwwww i hurt all over

hi! my name is michael lasko and i like to eat poop and fart!
:(

my girlfriend michelle is the bestest ever
:)