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I miss the Kids In the Hall.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=32999146

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I was at dennys a week ago and i found him on my plate.
His name is david

Tell me that doesn't look like a gnome!!

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This was the strongest bear I've ever had to fight!

http://www.break.com/index/bear-has-sick-stick-skills.html

Guys, at work my co-worker accidentally put a staple into my arm. Like, in the forearm. It was awesome. I took off my magnetic name tag and put it on my arm staple for a while. It was glorious, kids. Just thought you should know; plus I haven't written in a while.

I think i have a boner...

http://www.gamevideos.com/video/id/13686

So, geez, i guess I'mm gonna be a guardian angel.
http://www.guardianangels.org/
We can't use weapons, but they don't realize that in my hands handcuffs are metal nunchucks, and a belt is a flail. pshhh.

Also. Happy birthday snewbie.

Remember Kiddos, Carefully timing your vomitting is just common courtesy. Seriously!

Also, today I've learned not to fix things when you are mad, because when you're mad, the definition of the word "fix" changes from "to repair" to "to kick".

My foot hurts; thanks lawnmower!

Yeah! Check out that sexy douchebag in the middle!
http://www.stcc.edu/content/admissions/admissions_home.asp

I'm also on the cover of the stcc brochure. Someone help me get my integrity back!
ewww! stcc!