Dear Underground Houston Vampires.

[count_montrose]

FOLLOW ME

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[covm]

No. Fucking Castlefag. This is why the fuck I keep Garlic and Holy Water in my glove box. If I see you peddling fangs or your loose ass on Whitney while I'm trying to drink alone before I go into Numbers, I will fucking fight you.

[covm]

Oh Shit. forgot about Whitney Street. Dibs on Baron thereof. I claim it now! See, it's relevant because of my name. Stay off my street or I will fistfight you.

[covm]

Also, I'm not dressing like a fangtard to fight you. Just jeans and T-shirt.

[count_montrose]

Excellent I will need more norms under my spell to do my daily obligations. My powers will consume and bury your will!!!!