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Do it. Now.
Michael O'Dwyer I challenge you to find a place to perform stand-up before the end of the month and actually go and do it. If it's open mic, I'll do it too, just to make us both look stupid. No excuses.
If by April fools day this is not done, I will set the seat of your scooter on fire.
http://www.laffstop.com/showtimes.htm
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Black Heart and a Hammer...
tl;dr synopsis:
Bitch is crazy.
I Like Sandwiches.
Dracula Pwns.
Fuck Free Credit Report Dot Com Guy.
For the Lulz.
Well shit, now I don’t even feel like writing it all out because that was pretty much the idea, but I’m tired of having porn sent to my phone as an act of desperation.
I might have mentioned this crazy bitch to some of you in ( Read more... ) -
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You bitch ass fake occultists: Come to the White Swan tonight and see REAL Qlippothic currents oppened in correspondence to the space between Yuggoth and Nibiru. The Earthstorm Exorcism shall come: The decaying of all codes and litanies.
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Blargh
I hate Saturdays because no one's ever awake this early to screw around on the interweb tubes, and Saturdays in the last ten years or so have been delegated to garbage TV days. I knew I'd be up all night so i did the vast majority of my paperwork and schedule-grid mapping (that's fancy tech w0rdxxx0rz for fuckin' coloring and getting paid to do it ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Secret Ballot
No line at all. some sort of rotary wheel machine. If you were a straight party candidate, it filled everything out for you. There was no option for Parties other than Republican, Democrat, or Libertarian. I wish there were more for voting based on jokes and grabass, like somethingrather Spite-Stamper...I voted for her because it was funny. I ( Read more... ) -
not a good day
I'm already having a terrible day and it's only just started. I'm sick, with really bad congestion; so bad that it's putting pressure on all my teeth so all my cavities and broken teeth hurt. I didn't sleep well because of horrible nightmares the last few days also. It's Halloween and I'm usually pumped up and working and ready for a night of ( Read more... )
