Black Heart and a Hammer...

[covm]

tl;dr synopsis:

Bitch is crazy.

I Like Sandwiches.

Dracula Pwns.

Fuck Free Credit Report Dot Com Guy.

For the Lulz. 

Well shit, now I don’t even feel like writing it all out because that was pretty much the idea, but I’m tired of having porn sent to my phone as an act of desperation.

I might have mentioned this crazy bitch to some of you in

Comments

[blessure]

i like your icon.
i'm currently making mincemeat pie.
it's like other pies, but with meat in it. how great is that?

[digitalusrex]

i thought mincemeat was made with apples and other fruits.

[blessure]

well, it does include apples and other things, but the original actually had meat in it.

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Hills/9522/mincemeat.html

[digitalusrex]

EPIC. srsly EPIC. lol@brandi's hot friends. and lol@waiting to get more crazy to try writing again.

too bad eatzi's closed down or i'd treat you to an awesome sandwich. definitely the best sandwiches i've ever had. there's not much to making a really great sandwich, its all in the materials. quality or GTFO.

ave vlad!

[covm]

[mraustin]

that was awesome.

i will totally make you the greatest sandwich ever. in a loincloth. but i will not remain tied to the bed.

[covm]

You're right, it's an insult to cunts. And now we're even, because she's an insult to tr00 Trolls like myself. We call them Ogres now because it's more befitting and less insulting to the mighty trolls who hold up bridges.

[pandorasfox]

*picks self up off floor and wipes a tear* that was just lovely. and hell, i'll make you a sandwich with no strings attached. :P i make a damn good sandwich too!

p.s. i'm very sorry you are currently infected with crotch goblins.....but remember, it's the gift that keeps on giving!

[covm]

Better than crotch weasels...

[xymox_dream]

HAHAAH. Shit got REAL.

[covm]

RUL SURIUZ

[biocidal]

Ha. Check.