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oops i did it again
When you're in a position of authority over a female who's kind of stupid, yelling at her greatly increases the likelihood that you're going to sleep with her. If you do that, wear a condom. My dick is chafed all to hell. -
Hector?
You want potion? I have potion! You talk to Hector? Ehhhhhhhffff Hector! Curse him for all of time! He try to sell potion that is WORST POTION! Too much money!: Forget, forget. Hector. I spit on his eye. I curse his children to never laugh. You want potion you come to right man. I am Achmed Owlcat. Call me Crazy Owlcat! Crazy because I sell BEST ( Read more... ) -
another update...
update update update.I am watching you pee. this site no longer seems to be tailored to english-language users. I will now leave mean comments on all your posts from ten years ago and you will never know. And then we will interact politely on the facebook and I will smile quietly to myself, thinking that not 5 minutes ago I called you a cock- ( Read more... ) -
a livejournal post..
I should probably start utilizing this more, keeping drunken rants away from family and co-workers. I had a dream too, but it was about a cocaine fueled threesome with Ron and Nancy Reagan.. -
cross fandom wank
i have had a long-running fantasy that the Doctor confronts the FBI and makes a reference to "Fox Mulder..awful little man." this did not happen in the opening two parter. -
camel holocaust
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camel holocaust
i knew a man ( Read more... ) -
Ex0-Ex0(kisses)
the larval phase of a science-fiction story inspired by a weird dream i had last nite ( Read more... )