Lady have you known me
The perfect love machine
I'm Virgo, My Leo's rising Venus made me King
That trail of broken hearts
They all belong to me
Magic runs through my fingers
One touch you'll see Jangly guitar and thunderclap drums match in perfect synch to the Detroit Diesel some 35 feet to my rear. The song is the first of a new era; a new ( Read more... )

Livejournal wouldn't let me log in for awhile, so here's a lot of catching up that needed to be done ( Read more... )

Geryon, my MP3 player (name the allusion, you dorks), knows exactly what to play at every single moment. When I started driving my block tonight, he kicked into Megadeth's "Have Cool, Will Travel" which has a pretty bitchin' groove and whatnot. But the thing that absolutely blew me away is that it starts with Dave Mustaine yelling "The wheels on ( Read more... )

Amazing yet TRUE story:

I bought an MP3 player today. I outfitted it with all 30 GB of my music (minus the crap) and took it out on the bus tonight. Shortly, it began raining. Just as I remarked "Jeez, it's really starting to come down", I heard the unmistakeable sounds of "Raining Blood" begin to blast over my speakers. Yes, Topher, the ( Read more... )

But I'm training to drive a bus at UVA. How pimp is that? It is in fact so pimp that I couldn't properly express it in words, so I had to draw a picture.


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But I really like Primus. It's got all the eccentricity of Zappa with bafflingly catchy hooks and grooves. Les Claypool really is one of the greatest bassists of all time. I'm not really one to appreciate funk bass, but damn, boy, whitey be fonkay! In other news, school does not go well. It goes OK I guess, but by virtue of the fact that it ( Read more... )

This is so brilliant, I can't believe I never thought of it before:

Vampire Lawyer.

Not a lawyer that's a vampire, but a lawyer that represents vampires. I'd imagine being one of the immortal undead probably carries with it all sorts of legal problems, like explaining why your driver's license says you're 133 but you still look like you're 28 ( Read more... )

1) Two of my suitemates stole a length of PVC pipe in a bout of extraordinary drunkenness. It just so happens that our Australian transfer student suitemate is a wicked digiridoo player, so I was awoken this morning with the droning buzz of a masterfully played digiridoo. Only it was coming out of a length of PVC that could, for all we know, have ( Read more... )

For the readership of this journal: Which do you find more morally repugnant?

This or this ?

Frankly, I think it's a no-brainer.

For those of you who answered that they found the latter more palatable, and, in some cases enjoyable, you'd just better hope you don't get jobs as milkmen or innocent youth. Better just avoid my house completely.

A few weeks ago, I read quite possibly the funniest quote I had ever heard in my life. It came from the somewhat well-known comic Louis C.K. It's become a favorite away message of mine now as well. Those of you who subscribe to the print edition of The Onion as I do have already read this and likely shit yourselves. For the uninitiated, it goes ( Read more... )