dude. my mom sucks.

[countchoculax]

so, my mom sucks BALLS. i am so tired of her coming in my room, "looking for laundry" and stumbling over my giant black dildo. fucking bitch.
also, my hamster died. fluffernutter was a sweet guy. mom must have poisoned him. bitch.

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[anonymous]

you shouldn't be so hard on your mom. she means well, trying to get your life back on track. seriously, we've talked about the dildo thing, and we've agreed that it IS kinda weird for you to use it to brush your teeth like that. really. get a toothbrush.
i'm sorry to hear about fluffernutter. he was a real GOOD hamster, if you know what i mean. and i think you do. don't you? no, seriously, DO YOU?
ok, call me later, bye

[fireworksordie]

hey! i just stumbled accross your journal, and i totally understand. my mom can be a real bitch too. my e-mail and aim are on my profile. send me a PM if you feel like it. take care.

Every living creature dies alone.

Of a dying breed...

[countchoculax]

thanks man. its just good to see that there are others out there that get it, you know? ill give you an im, maybe we can become friends irlol. maybe like if youre a girl we can go out some time. just sayin, like if youre a dudd thats cool and all.. but i dont think i wanna be friends with a dude irl, but online thats cool. newayz, ttysoon