so, my mom sucks BALLS. i am so tired of her coming in my room, "looking for laundry" and stumbling over my giant black dildo. fucking bitch.
also, my hamster died. fluffernutter was a sweet guy. mom must have poisoned him. bitch.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo ( Read more... )

LO! It seemes that I have once agayn stumbyld intoo quyte the dred that is MINE LYFE! WOE UNTO WOE the Gods surely doth not wantyth Me as their earthly joy! Surely there are greyt splendyrs awaytyng hence my depart from thys wyrld though I admyt that perhaps it is only in thys wyrld where I may seek splendyrs of any sort! As I was Saying, my ( Read more... )

Foul treachery! To-day I ftumbled upon a delightful gnoll... of the tree-furrounded variety, not the horrid beastie, childe!... where at once i fet upon mine toiles. Upon this gnoll I found what at first appeared to be mine darling friend Chauncey, a cobbler of the highest calibur. As I approached, I cried out "Chauncey! Chauncey my darling friend ( Read more... )

O! the horrors that I endure throughout the day. I had the good fortune to skip mine first period in favor of a fine bout of ale with the ladies at the local tavern. Upon my return to homeroom I was greeted by hall services requesting that I present mine hall pass. Not being in posession of such a pass (or a sound mind after such a round for that ( Read more... )