I don't know how I got so lucky. In the past, I stumbled upon a website that is all about sex. I started to do website reviews for them. I got paid, but not a lot at all. But, I got free porn. Things fizzled out with them, so I searched new sites. Lo and behold, I found one in Denmark that is now paying me $50 per review. You've gotta be fucking ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I'm at work. Kind of bored. I ask wifey to bring me one of her kick ass painkillers. Just like methadone, but without being addictive. Now I know why. This was one of the biggest mistakes of my life. I let is dissolve on my tongue, and 1 hour later I am trapped inside a tiny store, in a bizzarre hellish nightmare. I go outside to get some ( Read more... )

I hate pennies. There are a bunch of them in random slots of my cupholder in my car where they collect everything from barbecue sauce to a jizz like substance. The only time I use them is at the drive thru. So, I had this idea of helping people and making money at the same time. I would start a "keep the pennies" program in my shitty, I mean city, ( Read more... )