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Press '1' For The Love of Your Life

Jun 17, 2015 12:29

Title: Press '1' For The Love of Your Life
Author: countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, Fluff, Happy, Romance
Warning: Eight years age difference, nothing explicit though; Drunk people do not act this way, I think
Summary: Prompt- Accidentally called your number while drunk asking for a ride and you actually came au ( Read more... )

jaejoong puked, yoochun!friends with jaejoong, dbsk inception, drunk!jaejoong, yunho!gentleman, jaejoong!university student, nudity, jaejoong!virgin, accidental nudity, jaejoong watches porn/watched porn, yoochun!half present, yunho!lawyer, bad writing, voyeurism accidental, jaejoong!innocent, no sex as usual, jaejoong slept naked very very smexy, situational humiliation

Comments 72

prettyyoosu June 18 2015, 06:14:49 UTC

This is so nice. I'm going to stalk the 2halves of the 'best' ship, lol (and I am honestly a YooSu shipper).

countingcr0ws June 18 2015, 06:30:48 UTC

shit, that was really rude of me, i'm so sorry, crap. shittttt. i just, i pretty much write yj only and i think yoosu is cute, but shit. shittttt, i'm really guilty, i'm sorry for that shade. D: it's just a passing comment? crappppp. and i mean yoosu is cool, if i were to continue the verse, yoosu would become a thing (i feel yoosu, man) but i don't know how to write yoosu and i wanted it to be like a celeb yunjae are made for each other, au yunjae are also made for each other sort of delusion. shitttt, i'm sorry for the shade, whelp.

freya9393 June 18 2015, 11:40:35 UTC

this fic is so beautiful i wanna cry ;;_______;;
And I find it so sexy (but heartwarming too!) when they are seeing at each other naked but do nothing.

thank you so much for this awesome fic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

countingcr0ws June 19 2015, 01:06:29 UTC

how can seeing each other naked be heartwarming, lol. you must be a lot more mature than me because i flail like OH, DICK. HAHHAHHAHA. DICKKKKKKKKK!!!!! and oh, don't cry, you big, sensitive ball! /cuddles you. anyway, i just realised that it's fill the prompt not file the prompt, looool. like you know they typically go like filled the prompt and i typically conduct my shenanigans at work so i just gloss through words so the double Ls became a single L, and i thought it was file a prompt. THE HUMILIATION BURNSSSSS, HELPPPPPP. /HULKS SMASHES STUFF IN EMBARRASSMENT. my life is a heap of manure. /collapses in shame

hyunnyb June 19 2015, 04:30:10 UTC

Thanks for the fluffy, cute loveliness! That was so charming, a modern day fairy tale. You deserve a big squishy hug<3

countingcr0ws June 19 2015, 08:38:47 UTC

nooooooooo. dbsk girl that i was talking on okcupid deleted her account, i am bereft, my life is hard, whatever shall i do, where art thou romeo /faints. looool legit though. the loss is real, i was talking to her about idk, shindong being a huge asshole destroyer by bugging jaejoong in his 55th military band thing did you even know?? bc i didn't know that shindong got into the same shit post that jj did. or the other way round, jj got into the same shit post that that gnome did, wtf. anyway, yes. jj's bad posting is as bad as dbsk girl quitting okc, but old news. EVRYTHING IS OLD NEWS AFTER YOU BLINK LIKE TWICE??? wow, harsh. how rude. /side eyes self in the mirror. anyway, ohhhhhhhhhhhh you word-expert!!!!!!!!!!!!!! modern fairy tale!!!!! totally man, what glass slippers and oscar de la renta gown??? /shoves at you a shirt with a puke covered front and a black skinnies, a broken phone and erm, a slim wallet with 12 bucks innit. ohhhhh, you prince charming you with your fancy shirt!! /falls on one knee with a ring pop. but weird ( ... )

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countingcr0ws June 22 2015, 08:31:13 UTC

thank you, you even lovelier person!!!! :DD /arranges bangs that my friend said was dumb. /it's not dumb, mind you. /arranges hair carefully. i got a haircut yesterday and i need to return to work as in switch tabs, hee. my boss offered me a job after i graduate but i'm actually like secretly, the largest slacker ever?? like wow, is this a way to make the intern actually do work, idk. my dad was like isn't your boss nice to offer you a job without seeing any results? and i was like rudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, there has been results, rudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. he couldn't stop laughing. dickkk. wow, what if my boss sees this, eep. bye! and thanks for playing with me! :DD /hasty kisses.

theladysilver June 21 2015, 10:00:50 UTC

Damn it! This is just too cute!! XD Jaejoong sleeping naked? Very smexy indeed!!

countingcr0ws June 22 2015, 08:26:09 UTC

YOOOO. Jaejoong sleeping naked on a stranger's bed while said stranger watches his balls shift while he sleeps???? EVEN SEXIER. /BREAKS DICK WHILE FAPPING TO THOUGHT. dudeeeeeeee, /gives you my dick to erm, wow, lick. wow, i knew it was bad but i still typed it out, wow. i'm the worst. as in the lick my popsicle thing above. wowwww, i just went there, shutting uppp now.

theladysilver June 30 2015, 06:13:35 UTC

LOLs! I guess that is sexier! HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yes, you went there hon. And I wasn't even the least bit surprised that you did. LOLs!!

countingcr0ws June 30 2015, 06:19:32 UTC

i pressed a finger to my lips while reading your comments because i shifted table and i'm directly in the line of boss's sight and this is awful, i used to be able to duck and laugh at balls and dicks and assholes and nice replied and now can't do anything. /weeps together with my penis. /heehee.