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The Chronicles of Jaejoong's Layover in Narita

Jun 30, 2015 11:10

Title: The Chronicles of Jaejoong's Layover in Narita
Author: countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, Fluff, General, Romance
Summary: Prompt: I just discovered that you can buy vibrators at the airport, but while I was trying to load my bag into the overhead compartment on the plane, it fell out and landed right in your ( Read more... )

yunho!sexy, dbsk inception, sex toys, yunho!businessman, jaejoong us education, fluff, jaejoong book tours, obsessive tagging, salespersons, dildos, jaejoong!author, bless jyj for their perve, humiliation, no character development, bless linda, japan airports, oppai chocolates, yoochun!troll, jaejoong!innocent, no sex as usual

Comments 44

hyunnyb June 30 2015, 04:18:22 UTC

Good grief, that was ridiculously entertaining:)

countingcr0ws June 30 2015, 04:31:54 UTC

GOOD GRIEF, YOU'RE FAST!! I was replying people casually and deleting the ones that i've done and i was like oh hayyy new comment! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD /wow, i almost made an inappropriate comment about dicking you with my non existent dick. i kind of inspire myself (not really) when I control myself successfully. and hahahhhahha. I'm glad that you thought it was ridiculous (self inferred). i've been thinking about like how it would sound if jaejoong named his dildos. it'll be like Jaejoong mewled as he felt himself nearing his release while Chad continued relentlessly at a harsh, punishing frequency. Sounds like some other nugu ship, lol.

hikikomori June 30 2015, 05:16:28 UTC

OMFG! This was hilarious. XD I wish there was more Yunjae tho. lol.

countingcr0ws June 30 2015, 06:29:59 UTC

ikr. this was woefully short, i don't even but i just don't even know how to make them get together just with kyle unsolicited self introduction, tbh. i was initially writing about jj's acquisition of kyle, and then somehow the boob chocolates happened and then, looool, jaejoong's humiliation was complete. i think that i genuinely get off embarrassing that dude. /shifty eyes.

theladysilver June 30 2015, 05:55:07 UTC

OMFG! I am seriously laughing my ass off right now! I can't. I just can't! Boob-shaped chocolates?? Oh my!! XD I can just imagine the horrified reaction of that sales girl of that confectionery shop! And Jaejoong's confused face over the reaction! Seriously, I have the scene playing out in my head, clear as day! And then his reaction after finally knowing what it was that Yoochun wanted him to buy. The rage! I can feel his rage man! ROFLMFAO!!

AND THAT SCENE IN THE PLANE! KYLE ESCAPING OUT OF THE CLUTCHES OF HIS MAN PURSE AND LANDING STRAIGHT INTO YUNHO'S LAP! LOLs! I can just imagine how red with embarrassment Jaejoong's face is! And Yunho's obviously entertained expression!

Too bad, no smut scene. BUT IS STILL LOVE THIS!

countingcr0ws June 30 2015, 06:27:18 UTC

you calling kyle by his name cracks me up, i'm trying not to laugh, you fucker, are you testing me!!!! /waves fist at you. OH MY GOD, DO YOU THINK KYLE KNEW THAT ERM BRAD (???) WAS IN YUNHO'S PANTS AND HE WAS LIKE BROOOOOO. /LEAPS TO FIND BRAD, LOOOOOL.

whelp, ngl. i'm more chaste than the nuns at your nearby convent. i would skip the smut if i could, tbh. i'll be like /inserts your sex scene here, let me continue with rotting your teeth. /prays for your soul, may it reach the pearly gates of my dick. AND OH MY GOD, I HAD THE BEST FUN IMAGINING JAEJOONG GRIPPING THE BAG OF OPPAI CHOCOLATES AND GROWLING THE FUCK OUT AND THE SALESBOY BEING LIKE OMG, SIR, ARE YOU OKAY, OH MY GOD SIR IF YOU BREAK THE PACK YOU'LL HAVE TO PURCHASE IT, SIR ARE YOU OKAY, YOU SOUND LIKE A DOG, SIR, SIR, SIR SIR SIR!!!!!!!!!!!! but ngl, the girl was the weirdest shit i've ever written, lol. her crying, looool. that's like crack territory, loool.

chloe1910 June 30 2015, 08:13:58 UTC

Hahahaha. OMG, this is so entertaining. Look forward to reading more from this verse.

countingcr0ws June 30 2015, 09:17:26 UTC

THE GUILT IS REAL!!!! /YELLS IN PAIN ALL THE WAY FROM HELL. /CLUTCHES SEARING ARM I HAVE NO PLANS TO CONTINUE THIS, HELPPPPPPPP okay, i think it's because like a verse needs to have some contention and i have like zero plans for contention, like no arguments, no nothing, wow, my brain is like a complete mush now, like all i want is MEET CUTE. MEET CUTE, MEET CUTE, HAPPY FLUFF, HAPPY FLUFF, HAPPY FLUFF. so it's going to be like many many verses of meet cute yunjae going to gyms (businessman!/Lawyer!/Writer!/Student!Yunho goes to the gym with Writer!/Student!/Office Worker!/Student!Jaejoong and they have fun and Student!/Office Worker!/Student!Jaejoong cooks for Laywer!/Writer!/Student!Yunho, the pain, oh my god. Like because if i continued it'll just be this sort of blushing, bumbling happiness which is all the same, oh my godddd, shit. I just, 'All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.'- Leo Tolstoy. I finally just got this, what the heck. Thanks, yunjae. But yeah. Essentially it'll be like this. ( ... )

jaeparadise_22 June 30 2015, 10:33:22 UTC

You always deliver! hahahahahahaha.. Hilarious to the core, I laughed till I coughed. :D

countingcr0ws June 30 2015, 11:26:04 UTC

Bless you for the tall compliment, lol. What a boner, haha. I'm glad that I've amused you multiple times, lol. But that aside, the more pressing matter is how people can not have ice cream every single day? Like how do people even??? I think about ice cream every day after dinner but my cousins don't and i don't know how to be like /fake casual do you guys... want... SOME ICE CREAM??????? Some people are so amazing, I swear. :/ life is hard when you have ice cream within reach but no ice cream in hand.

jaeparadise_22 June 30 2015, 19:28:07 UTC

It just so happened we have tubs of ice cream lying around our fridge. Do you want me to eat some for you? Lol.

What's with you and your replies. Hahaha. I always read them, as in ALL even not to my comment because even those are so entertaining and lively. Makes me think you can be as talkative in person. XD

countingcr0ws June 30 2015, 23:05:47 UTC

????????????????????? /inserts the Yunho stinky face in the show where one of the Japanese host was a bigeast and she tried to make them do the fanchants and they were oversized awkward turtles. You know that show?? Where the Uknow stinky face flooded the market like common Pepes? Anyway, yeah. That face. Like why???? Would??? You??? Even???? Ask????? Just go eat that damned ice cream????? I don't even know how you do it. Anyway have you read those articles about like how poor people have a lower tendency of being able to resist consuming stuff?? Because like its always hand to mouth, stuff yourself now before you end up STARVING yourself and how some hip hop stars that got out of their social economic statuses to make it big end up going bust despite the millions they earned and stuff, due to the same phenomenon. Aka, you can resist the lure of ice cream because you had a reasonable childhood. ;A; I be never grown with ice cream. Well, that's the only theory I can dish up. And looool. I think I'm more of a /is this a good situation ( ... )

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