Romance Aisle Number One

[countingcr0ws]

Title: Romance Aisle Number One
Author: countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, Bookstore, Coffee-shop, Fluff, General, Requited Love, Romance, Valentine's Day
Summary: Prompt: Why the fuck are you choosing that for a gift to your crush AU

// After a heartbreak, Jaejoong has a self-imposed dating ban. But Jaejoong finds

Comments

[l3ty_18]

I wasn't expecting such an intense confession from Yun! I knew he would ditch Ara for Jae, of course, but I thought it would take him longer to figure out his feelings. It's like, the shy nerdy Yunho suddenly became a passionate self-confident (sort of) guy. I loved weird Yun and flirty love guru Jae! :D

[countingcr0ws]

IK. it was so weird, like I had two more scenes planned out and I just thought that like if yunho is thinking about kissing jaejoong already, I don't think he'll be staying for much longer with Ara, whelp. Like he's so single minded and he'll probably be like whelp, what's wrong with me and figure it out. I need to make it clearer though. As in the whole Ara thing, le sigh. OMG. I JUST DID THAT, I AM A DATED TRASH, HELP, OMG. LOL.

[utimeongcakar]

I thought Yunho told lies to Jae about Ara. hahaah. I presumed he already liked Jae and wanted to go out with him and approaching him that way but NAH my imagination is too low. LOL

awwww :"") I love when Jae is a flirty ass and Yunho being all shy and nervous.

[countingcr0ws]

Nah, its not your imagination that is weak, its that its stronger than mine. /weeps and omg, I really liked Jaejoong here but I couldn't grasp Yunho sometimes and gunboat is what my keyboard suggests in place of Yunho. Whelp. Thanks for playing with me. /weeps my significantly sized dick based on my 18 cm palm is weeping.

[turtleandcrane]

I leave comment, Is your dick hurt now? Lol

[countingcr0ws]

YES IT HURTS AND ITS WEEPING IN PAIN, COME WIPE ITS TEARS OFF FOR ME, OMG. is that sexual harassment. /cries my dick hurts in its confines BC I have to keep it down otherwise it'll be in the face of everyone. :(

[turtleandcrane]

Omg you are so hilarious babe! Lololol

[elle1501]

Weird but beautiful read..happy dance for jaejae n yunhoyah...

[countingcr0ws]

Weird how! Concrit! Dude, you know I read your comment when I half awake and I was like I need to follow this up. And I went back to sleep and I couldn't find your comment when I woke up and I was like, shit, did I dream it up, no, I need to find that, help whelp, and all.

[elle1501]

Ah - maybe because i read while i am half asleep - fighting sleep despite having to wake up early to catch a 13 hours flight...

Or maybe because the way jaejae n yh communicate in the fics is like whoa the english n thought process is so good - would jaejae n yh think this way - that kind of weird...

Or my english just need to be brushed up. I told myself to read this again, well i think i make comebacks and re-read your fics from time to time anyways cos there's not much good yj fics floating around these days...keep on writing ne...

[countingcr0ws]

oh, lol. because i made my friend read it and she was like, whelp it's messy and i was like how, and i tried to work on it just but when i saw your comment in the morning it made me really weepy bc dude, salvation, lol. and i get so nervous whenever people say that my english is good, erm, omg, i feel like i still have unnoticed grammatical errors everywhere bc i literally play by ear?

and lol, where be you going, darling? :D

BUY ONE DIRECTION'S MADE IN THE AM ALBUM OUT 11/13/15

[stillsawake]

/whispers I was kinda lost until you explained at the end whelp. but then again I knew yh would reveal his thirst for hoe jajong in the end anyways soooo i guess thats all i really needed anyways loool /is low key surprised there was no slut jajong choking himself on the god cock

There is never slut jaejoong choking on the god cock, get onto the bandwagon!

[countingcr0ws]

You shameless trash. Also, you tots got the release date wrong previously. And /weeps at your concrit. I actually saw it like seconds before you LINEd me about it. /weeps we literally trash together.

#EXPOSETHETRUTH

[stillsawake]

fuck ik i'm so ashamed. how can i call myself 1d trash when i'm out here telling people wrong dates about their album release /weeps forever. also i cleaned my bin out for you bc i knew this time would come /welcomes you wholeheartedly
/whispers if there's never slut jajong what is this?

[countingcr0ws]

Its me wiping my memory in shame. :( /weeps spare me, Marriam. Jajong always does what he fancies and I can't control it sometimes. );