Romance Aisle Number One

[countingcr0ws]

Title: Romance Aisle Number One
Author: countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, Bookstore, Coffee-shop, Fluff, General, Requited Love, Romance, Valentine's Day
Summary: Prompt: Why the fuck are you choosing that for a gift to your crush AU

// After a heartbreak, Jaejoong has a self-imposed dating ban. But Jaejoong finds

Comments

[shinchul303]

That was one of the most beautiful confessions I've read in a long time.

Right up there with Ben Affleck in "Chasing Amy".

[countingcr0ws]

I haven't watched that! I need to date you for the cultural education. Also, dude, its gonna rain till Sunday night in Seoul like 100mm of rain and the wind outside is cray like you can hear it whistling hollowly. This is scary exciting.

[shinchul303]

Sorry about your rain. We've finally, at last, gotten a brief bit of sunshine here on east coast USA.

Here's Holden's speech from Chasing Amy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_x5VkqA0HY

One of my female friends confessed to me that from her point of view, this is the Ultimate Male "I love you" speech.

Shinchul

[countingcr0ws]

Omg. I have to get onto that. Okay. I'll consume that when I return home later, haha. And the rain is apparently long awaited for like its been a dry autumn or something (I didn't know, whelp) but yeah.

[schloupen]

why do i love each and every fic you write?

[countingcr0ws]

BC YOU ARE MADE IF FLUFF AND YOU JUST WANT TO SEE THEM TOGETHER AND I NERD THE SAME WAY LIKE I WANT THEM CUTE, NO ANGSTY BS OR DEATH OR GUNS OR PLOTTING AND WE RESONATE BC WE TRASH, HAHAHAHA. like I think that if yunjae is meant to be, then these are the parallel universes where they cute and in love and we weep, whelp. /shares tissue with you.

[tehah_hero]

Does ur dick still hurts? ;_; hahahahaha

[countingcr0ws]

It hurts, because I saw your comment and it got hard and I was showing off my figure in skin tight jeans and now my dick is being strangled and its weeping. Would you like to kiss it better like how mommy used to in your cuts?
/whispers wtf, ao3

[turtleandcrane]

I don't mind to lick it better... lol

[tehah_hero]

Idk man.. /shrug/

Will I get something in return? 😏

Something as in knotting or kinky sex like in u r the alpha to my omega?

[lindabelinda99]

Making your dick hurt <3

[countingcr0ws]

/sits on my jar of coconutoil to make it melt. there's a tiny hair in it, forever contaminated, wtf. /weeps.

[lindabelinda99]

You wish your teeny tiny ass had enough heat to melt a jar of coconut oil. But sad. Should take it back and demand a hair-free jar.

[jaan30]

Awwww it's so fluffyyy, I love it! Yunho is so sweet and his confession was so intense<3 I love Jae's character too, so fun and laid back^^ I just love all your fics lol thanks for sharing!😘

[countingcr0ws]

/whispers we all have cotton for brains. and i want to watch a movie like on my laptop but my hostel friend keeps asking if i've watched another movie that he wants to talk about with me but it's too intense for my baby brain and i now have coconut oil all over my laptop's keypad. /smh