i have a fifteen inch ruler sword. it's the best. today i ate plain cornflakes. i'm going to drink coke. i have power. maybe you don't. then come over. stupid ass.
( Whoever did this is a genius )

communist cake batter

is there going to be school tomorrow? i'm talkin bout tuesday foo.

a house with ten other people in it is ridiculously annoying. a house with ten other people that interject their opinions when you are doing something is ridiculously annoying. my back feels like it has been stabbed. i actually want to get stabbed again. i miss the feeling. it honestly doesn't hurt that bad..unless you're stabbed like..10 times. my ( Read more... )

you have a face.

i would like to popularize a new genre of music
oboe & bass
aka
onb

things aren't so nice anymore. i'm going to go to sleep. god this cd is awful.

i've masturbated a total of five times today. 3 of which were just done in a row in my bed. SO DRY. anyway. so the final one was one of the most incredible orgasms that i've ever had in my life. afterwards, my legs felt numb, and then i slowly felt sensation creeping back into them. oh man, i could hardly walk.

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how nice it would be to quit

i have nothing to say?