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I need a camera, and a mannequin with no arms and legs. I am hoping that the one that dangled for a time at 78 is still at Felix. Also some rope.

However, until then, I have:

superlong legwarmers made from my favorite-but-ratty-beyond-belief sweater
garters to hold them up
a new car key
a recently recoded and updated REAL blog
a clean room
the ( Read more... )

( rambling )

i am eating a bowl of whipped cream and hershey's syrup. i am talking heavy cream out of a carton that i beat with a mixer until stiff ( Read more... )

still no keys. ( however, i am beginning to believe in signs. )

so i get my car all packe dup and am about to go get some hotnsour soup when, dih, my keys are gone. i look everywhere. in the car, under the car, move the car back then look, kick all the leavges around. look in the trash. look on the way to the trash. look in the yard. look everywhere in the house. look in the car, take everything out. ( Read more... )

Poem to be Read at 3 A. M ( Read more... )

I have had a great weekend, thanks to the legwarmer posse. Riff, Raff, and Ratty FOREVER ( Read more... )

long ass discourse to come later about race as performance and other topics running thru my while having my ass humped grabbed and slapped by strangers at the club... being like two of maybe 8 white girls... i woke al up with a lecture on how race is bullshit and does not exist as somekind of blanket qualifier.. it's culture not race dummies ( Read more... )

right so we go to buy our half pint of henn and i realize i forgot my wallet. so as i turn offa union i see blue lights and i am like shit, i have a headlight out. but no, theyre all can i see your license and i am like i forgot so then it's step out of the car and get into the back of the cruiser. so theyre calling in my numbers, being total ( Read more... )