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Jona Bechtolt, douche member of the Blow, calls NBC's 30 Rock "not really funny," but says Tina Fey is "really radical."

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Thank God it wasn't Jenny McCarthy, Ex-Playmate.

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charles bukowski is, like, the worst poet ever.

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morrissey has a receding hairline. i can't have his pomp.

i'm a better songwriter than david koresh.

i've got more charisma than david koresh

i think my hair should look like morrissey's circa this:

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