..you're a fucking cunt.

I have a new job. It consists of idly staring at the indie dream girl in the office, whom i am in love with, and typing numbers into a computer. Hell, at least it isnt a call centre ( Read more... )

What a hypocrite! He preaches universal love and understanding, yet spends half the show berating his poor guests and encouraging arguments and sensationalist behaviour. I'd like to wipe the smug smile off his face, thats for sure. Preferably by uncovering some scandal on his behalf and making him go on his OWN show. This, no doubt, would make him ( Read more... )

Someone find me a job as i'm way too fucking lazy to get one myself?

Livejournal!

Its been a while.

Erm. Yeah. HIYA.

I've also (the horror, the horror) jumped on the MySpace bandwagon of late. My address is www.myspace.com/love_vibration for anyone who would like to add me. Yes, I am ashamed at myself.

For those of you who have been wondering where i've been (your ranks surely rank at around zero) I am now in the employ of yet another heartless corporate beast. This time it is the lovely people at the Automotive Association who have gainfully offered me work. My job consists of offering "customer service" to AA members. Then the sales pitch. I ( Read more... )

SUNDERLAND 1 NEWCASTLE 4.

That is all.

Snakes. Planes. Sam Muthafucking Jackson ( Read more... )

Fucking hell. Havings a cold is one of the worst things ever. It feels like my dead is being raped by a posse of burly rednecks with pitchforks, with duelling banjos playing in the background ( Read more... )