Chapter 59: Pig Snot

[cheryl_bites]

Today’s object lesson is that dyslexic authors should make sure to get a competent proofreader, and the consequences of blithely ignoring said lesson make up this chapter’s main source of mirth. Each sentence goes on forever without making sense at any point. As my mother pointed out upon reading this, Gary Stu stands for Garrulous and Stupid.

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[shyfoxling]

I'll be the one that will be servicing you today instead

Bow-chick-a-bow-wow!

Morris stopped his widdling for a second and looked over his shoulder to Harry

"Hey, hand me that roll of paper towels, would you? I seem to have missed the chamber pot slightly. Mind the puddle."

you can pay the normal boring wand cost, 5 gallons

Five gallons of what?

*yawn* Oh never mind. Borrring....

“Sorry about the rush ‘arry” Hagrid apologised “’ought we’ be ‘ate fer the train,

" 'ought' "? " 'ate' "? Does Hagrid have his mouth full or something?

his cosine Dudley

Now that's going off on a tangent.

a tall slim woman, with black-haired and darkish green robes

She must have had Hagrid's "horrible hairy brown suit" re-tailored.

“What’s four?” Hermione butted in rudely

Despite all her book-smarts, Hermione had actually failed kindergarten arithmetic.

(nb I'm sure "kindergarten" is a wrong term here, but it's a joke, ok?)

they were to sleep in alphabetical order, as that was why their trunks had been placed by different beds.Harry was

[anayra_hirialen]

That icon is made of win. Is it stealable?
Also, gunslinger!Malfoy=LOL. But is he liscenced to kill?

[shyfoxling]

Icon: Oh, absolutely! That was the point. :)

Gunslinger!Malfoy: "I know what you're thinking: did I fire six hexes, or only five?"

[anayra_hirialen]

LOL

[luccamajere]

“are you, or have you ever been sexually active?”

...O.o At ELEVEN? Holy geez. Most children have not yet gone through puberty by then!

And wow, that person needs a beta reader, stat! Some of those sentances were just unintelligible. XD