I am just wondering if anyone reads this, I don't think they do, I wouldnt if it wasn't mine... This very possibly will be my last update, because I have always thought the conecpt of me writing anything would end up lame. I just going to read Mattthepirate's Live Journal everyday, and like vicariously through him. So this is me saying Go fuck ( Read more... )

Outback is simply the best, I told my boss that from now untill after thanksgiving, I can't work weekdays or fridays. And I didn't get fired, Fantastic. Just thought all you bitches would like to know, and oh yea if your cool enough to read this, they are hiring bussers and {hosts(maybe)}.

Some of the best advice I've ever heard:

'Sometimes you just gotta say 'What the fuck?'

Honestly some of the best advice I've ever heard, think about it next time your making a tough decision

Hmmm, where to begin? Wait thats a lame start, let me start again ( Read more... )

I may or may not have mentioned it, I am now officially 'Jobbed'. Thats right ladies and gentlemen I now have a JOB. This is a huge contrast to my life before wherein I didn't have a job and I was a lazy slob all the time, now I have a job and am a lazy slob most of the time. It's like I am a new man. Or a new boy. A new kid really. New kid on the ( Read more... )

Ok this is my Fourth of July post. Yes it is the 7th of July now but I am really lazy... and I have nothing better to do right now. So my Fourth of July was pretty boring and I got screwed out of a $5 Airsoft gun because me so dum... Anyway I watched some fire works with my extended family, eh not so bad, played cards, and I sat around wondering ( Read more... )

Well, here we are again. I am suprised to see you here actually. It is, in fact, the summer time. Which means that it is, in fact, time to party. And not just regular partying, I am talking party like a fucking maniac partying. Do it to a point at which you wake up the next morning, afternoon, night, day after...ect, and think holy shit I can't ( Read more... )

It's summer. I am not going to post very much, if at all, but heres a concept that I would like to give a shot(actually you'll be giving it a shot). Just comment here instead of me making put up new posts, it's way easier and then I dont have to do as much. Quite frankly it's because I am disgustingly lazy.

Ok so it's summer and I need some interesting things to do while I still have time, if everyone would post a few things that would be grand... so start commenting bitches...

Ps worst entry ever

It's fucking summer time and I am fuckin excited as hell. I mean I am gunna go on a hunting expeditions and start some fires, one of my favorite things. I am gunna chill wit ma boys and some girlies. It's gunna be off the motha' fuckin' hook bitch! Now I am out dis bitch, dont forget to holla... atcha boy. (<---- Trademarked by me)