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That's it.

My first born child is promised to the person who can find me a copy of "Wicked" by Gregory Macguire in hardback.

Fly my monkeys, fly!

I had a dream about you last night.  It was very odd but complete.  I was waiting outside a room to go into a new class in next semester and a bunch of my friends were in the class.  We went in and everyone found someone to sit next to except for me.  Then my tutor (who is one of my faves) announced that I wasn't on the class list.  I was so over ( Read more... )

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Cowchick's DiseaseCause:too much sleepSymptoms:mildly ability to fly, occasional sarcasm, sneezingCure:click heels together three times

GREETINGS

Ah, I see you have journeyed for many days to reach this final destination.  Come, sit. Be warmed by the fire and I shall answer the question you so desperately require the answer to.

Yes.  You have indeed reached the inner sanctum of the mind of Lauren Ashley.

Welcome :o)

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I think way better with my shoes off

This is a post from a while ago, 28th of September to be precise, but it got all mangled so I thought I'd re post it.  PLUS it's informative and I figure all my NEW friends NEED TO KNOW about Yemen, the best place in the world....

LET'S GO TO YEMEN!!!

That's right, Yemen. I figured before you decided if you were going to come to yemen, you may need ( Read more... )

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