Copying and pasting my documentation of this hilarious work incident! Easy update for me, entertaining for any readers! Essentially this day was Saturday, December 22nd 2007 and was my very first day in any kind of authoritative position in pretty much my life. At this place, I was "charge nurse" where, basically, I'm suppose to keep the staff ( Read more... )

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So, this'll be the incredible 2007 update. I forgot how to do these journal things, so bare with me. OR IS IT BEAR WITH ME? LIKE CHARGING INTO A RAVENOUS BEAST SIDE-BY-SIDE? No, no. This whole proper spelling thing is so confusing ( Read more... )

... but something needs serious mention, even if late. The fact that E3 is no more ( Read more... )

I be drillin' myself some of 'em graves 'round this here town. I just took another job at an emergency animal hopistal called, well, Animal Emergency. I will be keeping my previous job at Beverly Oaks, of course.

Here's a look at my schedule...


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http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&entryID=9571438&groupID=100383260&adTopicID=24&Mytoken=99AF7165-543D-FDEC- ( Read more... )

Seriously. For the uninformed, I smashed this opossum that was made of steel or concrete or something and it gave my car a flat tire. Poor, poor little creature. My car, I mean ( Read more... )

Here is the situation that was my date as told in front of a live studio audience. But first the credit roll.

SS4GOGITA - AUDIENCE MEMBER
RIMMER - INTERROGATOR/AUDIENCE MEMBER
MDM - RANDOM COMMENT GUY

Doot doo dee doo!

I also want to know what Cowface did with said girl, and if he paid for her, and etc.
He boned her
PICS
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