...Breaking News. The new highly contagious lethal virus of the month has been revealed. E3FE-D4!

[cowface]

That is, E3... Final Entry. Day 4! Get your gas masks out. Seven year old Billy caught E3FE-D4. He giggled himself to death after blowing his hand off with explosives. Errr, I mean, he coughed, choked and ran through a window. It is unknown why he ran through the glass, but he explained that he was being chased by a Cow. Scientists say that E3FE-D4

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[darkbaby]

Teehee! Uber long entry....OMFG my brother just called and he's buying me Advance Wars 2! Yayayay...I'll be sure to read this on the plane Cowy! No more fainting into bushes, wee...

[darkbaby]

AHHH 14 PAGES ON WORD!

[bob_the_ninja]

I wonder if this is the same black nintendo guard I gave a business card to so he could get free headphones the year I went.

KYAHAHAHahAHAHHAh1ahihe3wldhs

[cowface]

Yes! I have dominated and destroyed everyone's Friends page! I suppose I'll have to figure out how to avoid doing that some time. For when I want to avoid it, of course!

Also, YES! I forgot that. But that wasn't on Day 4, was it? I really can't remember. Oh well. But the story lives on in the Comments section, whichever day it was. My #1 fan not only happened to find ME, but also managed to get himself in one of DBG's pictures. Truly amazing. That fan absolutely must stalk and tell me where he got that Cow faced shirt.

Tee hee. 14 pages. DEATH TO YOUR FRIENDS PAGE AND YOUR PRINTER! And HOORAY for you getting Advance Wars 2! Give your brother my thanks! Enjoy Vancouver!

Free head phones?! Gah! I always miss out on these things.

Yep. Very long. It's basically a stack of 2943759027309587503 LJ entries fused into one. Which is what I was pretty much aiming for. Wahoo. Time wasting #1.

It's too bad I didn't get this out sooner, though. It might have been better or something. I've forgotten a lot, buuut oh well.

[poketnrjsh]

ahhhhh my brain too many words *big toe explodes*