UPDATED! First day of E3 and third LJ entry. Yes, stepping on that half melted block of cheese had a

[cowface]

The purpose of stepping on half melted blocks of cheese was to prepare you for [explanation]. The reason for the explanation censor is that a rabid Ostrich is holding an exploding chicken to my right temple and has plenty more ready to detonate, so, please, don't explain anything. For the sake of10GALLONSOFBLOOD&FEATHERSSPLATTERFROMEXPLODINGCHICKEN

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Hey, you turned off all that screening nonsense!

[phantomflapjack]

Your entries remind me an awful lot of Maxdash's old entries, though I can't quite pinpoint exactly why.

Anyway! I do believe you're getting your days mixed up. You spent the first day with the DBG crew playing SSBM and Monkey Golf. Didn't you read my E3 entries?! /me cries I demand this be remedied at once and you update more quickly!

CURSE YOU...Rimmer!

[cowface]

Yes, yes. ALL FIXED. Are you happy?! SATISFIED?!~?#!~?? Now you can READ ABOUT THINGS YOU ALREADY KNOW ABOUT. But, actually, I am thankful you pointed that out. These are memories! Good memories! They must be 100% accurate no matter what!

Also, maxdash? @_@

Re: CURSE YOU...Rimmer!

[phantomflapjack]

Whoops, I hadn't seen this comment when I posted the other one. MY COMMENTS ARE RUNNING AMOK ON YOUR COMMENTS PAGE! THE DIRT WON'T COME OFF!

Anyway, er, are you familiar with Ty's brother Max? His journal is here, sir. He frequently tells tales of woe and hilarity.

Much better...sort of...

[phantomflapjack]

You just had to bring up last year's match and open old wounds, didn't you? JERK! Anyway, you got everything pretty accurate this time except I do believe we played a few matches without items. We played with them at first, then I crushed you with Luigi (Sucker!), and afterwards items were turned off for another match or two.

I anxiously await hearing what excuse you'll come up with for losing next time we play.