LJ teaser trailer

[cows_opinion]

i'm so incredibly screwed. i went from being comfortable in life to being masochistically sodomized by it in a matter of hours. funnily enough, i'm still wasting time and being as lazy as humanly possible. it's really late and i'm not the least bit tired. i suck at life.

ok here's the situation:
i have a paper due tomorrow that i haven't yet begun

Comments

[queensark]

I'm so sorry Jing! But you shouldn't be posting on your LJ if you have like three papers to write.

[cows_opinion]

yes, dear.

when i get a chance, i'm going to try and figure out where the microphone on my laptop is, if it even exists. if not, i'll go buy one because i really want to talk to you and hear your voice via google talk.

[psychohexane]

Does the real (and big) update have to do w/ that thing on your boob?

[cows_opinion]

yes, it does feature a boob escapade.

wow, i love that icon so much...

[psychohexane]

So you're finally going to expose your nubbin for all the world to see.
OOPS. Have I said too much?

[ktlouwho]

holy crap i love your icon!!! d'you know how much i say that and people look at me funny?!><>!>!!< flippin' sweet, man...

oh yeah...i'm sorry about your papers and midterms, jing, life will get better i promise...in the meantime i'll say a lil prayer for you

masochistically sodomized??

[anonymous]

by the definition from the dictionary... are you saying you took it in the bum forcefully, and had a wonderful time? please reply, thank you