Random haiku post
inspired by lizards LJ
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triops have 3 eyes
they see the future, poor guys
sixty day life span

TV in the bedroom halves your sex life
....... that can't be right. like the bedroom is the only place your sex life exists?

Glow in the dark pigs
So this is what happens when scientists get stoned....

I believe there are 4 triops in my tank.

they're white and small... so there is a possibility i've got cataracts or am experiencing a flashback

Woman mummified in front of TV
not only did she die... not only did her family members live downstairs for a year and a half... but she left the fucking air conditioner on! somebody needs to pay more attention to their electric bills.

My friend sent me a tank with triops for xmas. They're kind of like sea monkies but cooler. Triops info

We're on day 2 any i still don't see any cohorting beasties.... I want my desk to be taken over by sea monsters!

I have guinness/harp/smithwicks hat that has "laidir le cheile" written on it and I have no idea what it means... I imagine it's gaelic but i'm not sure. I'm really curious what it means... anybody know?

I'm wondering if it means "alcoholic under here" or "i'm on stupid."

Today I just took a call from a guy needing to set up his out of office message on his email. I was walking him through the process when he wanted to know if he could customize the message... I brought him to the field to put it in and told him "you can put whatever custom message you want there. Like "I've gone fishing. I've got worms but I'm ( Read more... )

cheerleader damage

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