The thing I love most about the corporate machine is that it can be put to a grinding halt with one small tweak.

God I love being a tweaker.

Holy canole!

I just had rice crispy treats with cocoa crispies! it's the most decadent thing since K put chocolate milk in white russians.

seriously, how come nobody has thought of this sooner?

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Free V-Day Burrito!
(act surprised when you get it Saci)

It was only a matter of time... In the next spielburg release of Indiana Jones and the Lost Arc you'll see that all the Nazi's have been replaced with American troops.

Big hit movie in Turkey

funny joke of the day -

A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm and looks at his wife. He says "honey, this is the pig I sleep with on the nights you don't put out."
The wife then replies "excuse me, idiot. That's a sheep under your arm."
He looks at her and says back "excuse me, idiot. I believe I was talking to the sheep."

showdown
this kicks so much ass....

Sex before speeches


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So according to this site i burn 3k calories a day in my normal life...

normal day in the life calories

and this site tells how many i _could_ burn if so inclined

exercises

100 calories for brushing my teeth for 30 minutes! score!

for the last few months somebody has been trying to reach "Angie" and dialing my direct work phone number. When I see an external call come in I never answer it since I know that I haven't given my phone number out to anybody. At first this woman tried to reach Angie because she has not talked to her for a while and wanted to make sure that the ( Read more... )