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[cowzrthebest]

as of today....

I COUNT FOR SOMETHING!!!

i can:

-sign for myself
-buy and immediately destroy cigarettes
-vote whenever that comes up
-but lotto tickets and have a chance at winning money
-get my own atm card
-get into the top floor of the backroom
-beat up someone and suffer the consequences
-gamble on indian reservations
-and go to frat

Comments

[librachick12040]

TCF would have given you an atm card and a checkbook and let you sign for yourself years ago. And you can't drink legally still and it is illegal for you to buy porn in some places. But it is definately legal for you to be in porn. You can get a credit card, you left that one out. Do you see a pattern? Don't get too excited, you are only an adult when it is convenient for everyone else, like if they want someone to fight their wars or want your money to boost the economy or want a young hot piece of ass to jack off to.

Happy Birthday, you are exactly the same as you were yesterday.

[themireille]

i have an atm card ;)
happy birthday, have a good one love

[robo_gunolli]

Come to work and I'll buy you something incredibly innappropriate. In the form of some transvestite porn.

18!

[evsportgirl]

Happy Birthday!! Hope you did some fun things today, like some of the things you listed for instance! Oh, and you can go to clubs on 18+ night. So have fun buying porn or whatever you choose to do. hehe.

[weedyalan]

You need to register to vote. Didn't you learn anything in government. Thats it, you fail, back to highschool for you.